Canadian Laser Surgery

October 29, 2008 by Jonathan Movroydis | Filed Under Economic issues, Election 2008 

The witty Mark Steyn has good eyes; they were corrected by his experiences in Canada and Europe:

Who ya gonna believe? Obama or your own lyin’ eyes? There are none so blind as those who will not see and none so seeing as those who are blinded by the light. Americans want to move beyond the same tired old eyeballs. There are no red eyes or blue eyes, just red eyes gradually turning blue again all over America as they sober up after eight years of an almighty Bush-McCain bender that left them face down in a pool of vomit with a repossessed home and no health insurance. But, if you have got health insurance, why not get that Canadian laser eye surgery everyone raves about? It’s amazing. On a clear day, rise and look around you, and you’ll see who you are. On a clear day you can see Catalina, twinkling under a shimmering hazy tax cut for 95% of the American people just waiting to make landfall. On a really clear day you can see Europe, where all over the continent happy contented workers place their infants in government day care and then leave for six weeks’ paid vacation. Obama is the Cyclops, and America is Jean Grey, back in her Marvel Girl days, if I recall correctly.

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